Total Medals Earned: 5,501 (From 721 different games.) Total Medal Score: 100,685 Points
Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 8/14 (55/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 10/11 (245/270 points)
Stop the time.
How about playing a little?
green It's time to buy.
Increase your points.
It's just to know your point of view.
But a purchase.
Can you?
Accumulate 10 batteries.
The last medal.
Buy the latest.
3 batteries and your goal.
Medals Earned: 12/12 (390/390 points)
Beat the game with Wade
Beat the game with Tom
Win a round without taking damage
Beat the game with EVERYBODY
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/200 points)
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (25/25 points)
Win a game using no more than 5 guesses
Win 2 games in a row using no more than 9 guesses total
Win 3 games in a row using no more than 14 guesses total
Win a game using no more than 3 guesses!
Medals Earned: 6/15 (35/200 points)
Complete level 1.
Complete level 2.
Complete level 3.
Complete level 4.
Complete level 5.
Complete level 6.
Complete level 10.
Complete level 7.
Complete level 8.
Complete level 9.
Complete level 11.
Complete level 12.
Complete level 13.
Complete level 14.
Complete level 15.
Medals Earned: 11/11 (435/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Delete your save
Play the game.
Try out the lazers